Nowadays online dating is very popular. Are you a man and like to waste your time? Do you like to write as many mails as you can while getting as little responses as possible? Then you should just use one of the following 10 first mails respectively strategies to contact a woman. To make it sure as death, just also create a lame profile and use horror pictures of yourself. A desired woman (and these kind of woman all men want to get to know) received a lot of mails each day. The woman will just read while reviewing these kind of mails "Hi, I am a loser! Please get to know me, so that I can prove it!". It's sad, but these mails are a large part of the daily reality of women in the world of online dating. You should never forget that there is going on a hard selection process on the part of women.

1. The shortest mail on the world: "Hi!" or the slightly longer alternative "Hi, how are you?"

2. The messenger variant: "Hi, do you have MSN or ICQ?". If you are a lucky guy you will get a "Yes!" as an answer. But normally you will get nothing, at least not the MSN-Id resp. the ICQ-No.

3. The short eye compliment: "Hi, you have amazing eyes! (So that's way) I want to get to know you better!". The weird thing, a lot of girls are reporting about these kind of mail although you couldn't see her eyes on the pictures. Poor man, that's a bad compliment.

4. The general compliment: "Hi, your profile is amazing and I want to get to know you better!". Reading these sentence the woman will (innerly) fall asleep.

5. The psychopath: "Hi you unknown beauty! You are the woman of my dreams and I want to get to know you under all circumstances!". Sure guys and the woman will answer immediately "At long last the prince of my dreams has found me! Let's get married tomorrow!".

6. The fast way: "0123-123456789" or the slightly longer version "Hi, my number is 0123-123456789! Just call me!". Very creative guys. Not even a police task force will burst in that fast.

7. The dirty way: "F**k?" or a little bit more creative "Great boobs, lust for sex?" or written out "Hi, I like your looks and you are very sexy! Just answer me if you like to have an erotic adventure!". The long version of the dirty way is composed of dirty fantasies about 500 words or more. Sorry guys, you should better apply in a bordel.

8. The contact ad: "Hi, my name is Fred! I am 30 years, 70 inches, athletic and relative attractive. In my spare time I like to watch TV, playing computer or sleeping. I am looking for a young, good-looking and caring woman, who is worth of me and will cure me of my last disappointment." This reminds of all the hopeless ads which you can find in newspapers and magazines for years.

9. The love poem: This one is mostly sent in the long version with about 500 words or more. Certainly it's not a self creation (and you better should not do one, it's just too freaky for starting conversation), but rather a very creative copy & paste action from a poem website to her mailbox. In honesty, if a woman like to read love poems she will not register herself on an online dating site to do this.

10. Application with life data sheet: Why should you get to know a woman in small chunks, even if you can document your whole life in the first mail?! As well as trying to find a mate using online dating you have not to begin at the back. Apart from this, in general a long and boring first mail will not be read (entirely). It's just a great food for her trash box.

Don't do these things, if you like to have success with online dating. Next time I will show you my ways to do it better. Stay tuned!

Here is this post in german.